Freaky Freaky fiku by kai

Ini hanyalah sekedar cerita fan fiction belaka. Kesamaan nama dan tempat adalah unsur kesengajaan. Namanya juga fanfic -_____-

title: freaky-freaky fiku
author: kaihiro
editor: takao
staring: laruku member
genre: jayuz

fiku #1

if larc member being lady…

Hyde: “GOD! DAMMIT!! Why this fuckin’ hell must be happen to me?? What i must to say to my parents?? My wife?? My beloved child?? MY FANS??”

tetsu: “calm down doiha. Long time ago, you always being a woman aren’t you? Well… I’m a woman now. I can accept it. I’ll learned how to be a good woman, good mum and good wife now… How about you yukky?”

yukky: “… … I… Don’t know what i must to do now. But, i hate my self being a woman.”

tetsu: “… I see… and you ken…?” *starring at ken* “ow… You look so fade, ken… I know how your felt. Just calm down and you’ll accept this realization…”

ken: “what the fuck you said tetsu? Did you know, this is so AMAZING!!! I can take a look at my self everytime! I’ll do it when i’m being na***!! OH! HELL YES!! I can do it! I’LL DO IT……!!!”  *extremly hentai mode: ON*

fiku #2

if larc member being soldier…

The bomb will explode in 5 min. Which wire will they cut?

Tetsu: “… *searching* … *searching* … Aku tidak menemukan kabel berwarna pink di sini…” T__T

ken: “i’ll cut this red one, cuz red is the hottest color ever!”

hyde: “… … … Semua kabel-kabel ini terlihat sama di mataku… … …” T__T

yukky: “menurut perhitungan ilmu mesin, kabel biru mengandung unsur kimiawi bla bla bla yang jika di potong, maka unsur tersebut akan tercampur dengan partikel bla bla bla yang akan menyebabkan big bang. Maka, jika quantum X di kalikan Y hasilnya adl Z, aku harus memotong kabel merah. Tapi jika…
*DHUAAAAAARR…..!!!* (bom nya keburu meledak karena kelamaan mikir)